Who do you trust to lead the wild? A glittering peacock? A growling badger? A tortoise with no campaign at all?

Deep in the heart of the Animal Kingdom, a rare event stirs the forest: an election. When the Council of Critters can no longer agree on anything—except their mutual frustration—they decide to appoint a single Warden to lead them all. Naturally, chaos ensues.

Peacock dazzles with slogans and sequins. Honey Badger campaigns with claws and threats. Owl recites bylaws until even the bees fall asleep. And Shelley, the humble tortoise? She just wants everyone to calm down.

Told with razor-sharp wit and a generous helping of fur, feathers, and satire, Warden Wanted is a laugh-out-loud fable about leadership, compromise, and the surprising power of going slow in a world that demands speed. Perfect for fans of Animal Farm, Zootopia, or any reader who’s ever wondered what would happen if the forest held a referendum.