If you’ve ever tried to write a book—or even thought about writing one—this is for you.

Everything’s a Book is a humorous, satirical, and strangely sincere memoir chronicling the creative highs, industry lows, and caffeinated chaos of life as a modern author. From the agony of querying to the thrill of launching (alone, in pajamas), this book pulls no punches—but offers plenty of laughs.

A love letter to storytelling and a roast of everyone involved (including the author), this is part behind-the-scenes peek, part group therapy, and all too relatable.

Includes bonus content like rejected chapter titles, author tarot archetypes, and questionable wisdom about book marketing.