Dr. John Elcik
Dr. John Elcik is a prolific author, publisher, and storyteller whose work spans satire, speculative fiction, genealogy, humor, and narrative nonfiction. His writing blends accessibility with depth, using story to explore how people make meaning through families, institutions, and the systems they create. Across multiple series and narrative universes, Elcik writes with curiosity rather than certainty, favoring allegory, character, and reflection over slogans or simple answers. His work invites readers to better understand the past, navigate the present, and imagine wiser futures. 🖋️ Learn more about this author →
Books By Dr. John Elcik
The Cousin Collector
By Dr. John Elcik
When your family tree explodes into DNA matches, duplicate ancestors, and digital clutter, structure matters more than speed. The Cousin Collector is a practical, steady guide for genealogists who want their
The Body’s Banter Classroom Performance Guide
By Dr. John Elcik
Learn how your body works—and have fun doing it! The Body’s Banter offers a unique, interactive approach to understanding human anatomy. Through creative skits, laugh-out-loud humor, and hands-on activities, readers will
The Bark Side of the Street
By Dr. John Elcik
A bloodhound detective.A goldfish with a cause.A city about to go off-leash. When obedience is law and collars track your every wag, one missing fish might be enough to shake the
Tails of Dogland: A Political Satire
By Dr. John Elcik
In a land where obedience is currency and compliance earns treats, one rebellious mutt dares to bark the truth. Tails of Dogland is a howl-out-loud political paw-ody that digs into the
Still Twisting
By Dr. John Elcik
Aging has never been louder—or more glittery.From potluck politics to emotional support flamingos, Pam and Sean Elcik return in a laugh-out-loud story about second acts, grandparent chaos, and suburban survival.
Sparky the Bear Finds His Flame
By Dr. John Elcik
Meet Sparky. He’s trying his best. Really. He’s got a binder full of causes, a vest full of homemade badges, and a compost cannon that only misfires most of the time.
Sloths Launch a Massive Campaign to ‘Clean Up’ Their Image
By Dr. John Elcik
When a viral meme brands them lazy and irrelevant, the sloths launch a jungle-wide rebranding campaign—complete with PR consultants, influencer strategy, and catastrophic focus groups. Sloths Launch a Massive Campaign to